More Choke Poetics

Courtesy of K. Silem Mohammad. Keep ’em coming!

Bourgeois Family Christmas

In February 1985, my throat and mouth

muscles lost all coordination.

I could not swallow and began

choking on my own saliva.

Due to a sore throat I had been swallowing

too frequently over and over repeatedly

like a mentally retarded dog, and was

choking on my own saliva.

Time: 5:33 pm. I started feeling all sorts

of “bad weird.” Is that a mood?

I felt as if though I was

choking on my own saliva.

Thank fortune, I had gone to the bathroom

before I left work. Rather than

wetting myself, I settled for

choking on my own saliva.

I had a seizure in the kitchen

of my mom’s house, passing out

watching my hand slap uncontrollably while

choking on my own saliva.

The huge brown spider jumped on me!

Then I woke up panicking. The rest of the day,

my right eye was twitching wildly and I was

choking on my own saliva.

They tell me I will get so I will choke

on my food and evidentially get so

I can’t swallow and will end up

choking on my own saliva.

Who knows? See below for even bigger,

better results. Oh sweet Mary,

mother of Jesus. I am

choking … on … my … own … saliva.

“You mean my c-cock and … and balls?”

He nodded. “W-what … h-happened?”

I could barely find my voice and felt myself

choking on my own saliva.

I said, “Hello, Sanzo? Can I get a ride home?”

Response. Nothing. —What? My breath came

in gasps. I swallowed, almost

choking on my own saliva.

Current Mood: annoyed.

(ANSWER da PHONE).

September 8th, 2003. 12:00 pm —> *cOugH

Yes. There was a lot of saliva.

Don’t hate the playa hate the game!

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I’m choking on my own saliva

People will kill me for this, but I remembered

choking on my own saliva

when I discovered that some phrases

I couldn’t recognize at all as Japanese were

off in my world of gnomes that strip and breakdance HAMMER TIME…

cuz I had that hideous mouth holder thingy and he had to push on it a li’l

to reach my back teeth and I kept saying no, while

choking on my own saliva.

Eleven years ago, I smoked two packs

of menthol cigarettes a day. However

there are no answers for preventing

choking on my own saliva.