So there’s this new (I think) commercial on for Starbucks Frappuccino-in-a-bottle. I’ve only seen it once (it’s also noted here, here, and here), but as far as I can reconstruct it, it goes like this:
There’s a shot of an Asian guy reading, possibly in an office break room. He’s wearing something like ’50s nerd glasses, but they’re really retro-nerd glasses, so the effect is, I presume, ironic. For a moment I’m having that odd exhiliration angry asian man reported on a few weeks ago: the possibility of seeing an Asian on television in a totally normal role.
A blonde woman (also wearing glasses) enters the room and opens a large refrigerator, inside which is a Starbucks Frappuccino. As she reaches for it the refrigerator door blocks the face of the Asian guy. When she closes the door, Frappuccino in hand, the Asian guy has changed into a white guy: apparently it’s crooner Michael Buble, but wearing the Asian guy’s nerd glasses.
He takes off the glasses and proceeds to follow the woman around the office serenading and flirting with her as her coworkers move obliviously about.
So. Drink a Frappuccino; jump-start your day; turn your dorky Asian officemate into a sexy white man.
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